ATTENTION PLEASE:
RICHARD BLADE (FORMER LOS ANGELES RADIO AIR PERSONALITY),
DONALD J. TRUMP (BILLIONAIRE, REAL ESTATE TYCOON, 47TH U.S. PRESIDENT. TV PERSONALITY/LITERALLY DODGED A BULLET, SO LET'S HOPE YOU SHOW SOME OF YOUR GRATITUDE HERE BY SUPPORTING MY WILL TO SURVIVE WITH A DONATION, AND CONGRATS ON WINNING THE PRESIDENCY FOR 4 MORE YEARS! NOW HOW ABOUT MORE STIMULUS CHECKS AND FREE HEALTH CARE? THERE ARE STILL WAY TOO MANY POVERTY INCOME LEVEL AND HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, JACKSONVILLE BEING AMONG THE WORST CITIES. SO WHEN EXACTLY WILL AMERICA BE GREAT AGAIN FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG?),
DAN AYKROYD (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, MUSICIAN, ENTREPRENEUR, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/PLEASE, AND I DID SAY PLEASE, HELP ME TO FORGET ABOUT THE WORLD FOR A WHILE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND SHARING THE WEALTH. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU CAN MANAGE ABUNDANTLY BETTER THAN A GHOST OF A CHANCE!),
JERRY SEINFELD (STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, WRITER, FILMMAKER, TV PRODUCER, EMMY, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 1.1 BILLION/LIKE YOU SAY, MOST THINGS DON'T WORK, AND MY DREADFUL SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED. SO PLEASE HELP ME NOT BECOME A STATISTIC BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. YOU ARE SO WELL OFF, I WOULDN'T BE ASKING IF YOU WEREN'T AS PRIVILEGED. I VOW TO BE 1,000% WORTH IT),
JODIE FOSTER (ACTRESS, FILMMAKER, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/WITH OVER 60 YEARS IN THE SPOTLIGHT STARTING BY BECOMING THE ORIGINAL COPPERTONE BABY, PLEASE SHINE A RAY OF HOPE MY WAY BY MAKING A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT. CHOOSE ANY OF THE PAYPAL BUTTONS, AND MY DAY WILL BE GOLDEN),
TOM CRUISE (ACTOR, NET WORTH 600 MILLION/FROM DROP OUT TO PRIESTHOOD TO SUCCESSFUL ACTOR. NOW PUT IT WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND PLEASE SHOW ME THE MONEY!),
LEONARDO DICAPRIO (ACTOR, FILM PRODUCER, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 300 MILLION/AS ONE OF THE HIGHEST PAID ACTORS IN THE WORLD, DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME FOR SEEKING DONATIONS TO HELP REMEDY MY LETDOWNS. SOMETIMES THE LESS FORTUNATE REALLY DO NEED HELP FROM OTHERS. BE A SPORT AND CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE THEN HAVE YOUR ACCOUNTANT WRITE THE AMOUNT OFF YOUR TAXES),
SARAH JESSICA PARKER (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, FASHION ICON, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMY AWARDS WINNER, SPOUSE MATTHEW BRODERICK, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/YOU DESERVE A GREAT REVIEW AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTING. YOUR MARRIAGE ALSO ENDURES WHICH IS MORE THAN ONE CAN SAY FOR MOST COUPLES. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT CHANGE WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME, SUBTRACTING THE CONSTANT HURDLES TO CLEAR WITH HOMELESSNESS. HELP ME STRIVE TO CONTROL THE DEMONS THAT HAUNT ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE MAKING CERTAIN I'M TAKEN CARE OF WHILE TOUCHING OTHERS TO FOLLOW SUIT),
SARAH JESSICA PARKER, MATTHEW BRODERICK (COMBINED NET WORTH $400 MILLION/PURSES VS BALLS),
MATTHEW BRODERICK (ACTOR, VOICE ARTIST, TONY AWARDS WINNER, VARIOUS AWARD NOMINATIONS, SPOUSE SARAH JESSICA PARKER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/WORTHY ADVICE TO FIGHT THE GREEN MONSTER WITH MY MIND. I'M ALSO A VOICE ARTIST AND ANIMAL LOVER EXCEPT FOR CATS BECAUSE I HAVE A PET COCKATIEL. RUMORS CIRCULATING ABOUT PARKINSON'S WILL HOPEFULLY NOT PLAY OUT FOR YOU BEING DISABLED WITH MS MYSELF. YOU HAVE MONEY, FAME, AND THE ADORATION, SO WHAT OTHER STUFF IS THERE? WHILE I'LL TAKE IT IF IT WILL DO ANYTHING TO IMPROVE MY CIRCUMSTANCES, MONEY IS STILL THE HIGHEST PRIORITY. SO WITH SJP'S APPROVAL, MAKING A DONATION BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE WILL BE JUST THE PICK-ME-UP I NEED),
DENZEL WASHINGTON (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, TONY AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 300 MILLION/YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS OLDER THAN ME, YET BORN BEFORE MY DOUBLE NICKEL YEAR. DOING MY BEST DOING WHAT I GOTTA DO EVEN WITH MS SO I CAN AFFORD TO BUY A HOME OF MY OWN IN GOD'S NAME. IN SHORT SUPPLY OF INNER PEACE, SO YOU CAN DO WONDERS HELPING A HOMELESS WHITE BROTHER TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND I'LL TAKE WHAT'S GIVEN, THEN COMMIT MYSELF TO TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH IT),
SIR PHILIP ANTHONY HOPKINS (ACTOR, PHILANTHROPIST, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/I'D BE HONORED IF YOU'D HAVE ME OVER AS DINNER SOMETIME.
THOUGH YOUR BEST ROLE BY FAR IN MY HUMBLE OPINION IS YOUR PORTRAYAL OF BURT MUNRO AKA "THE GOD OF SPEED" IN "THE WORLD'S FASTEST INDIAN". WOW, KUDOS TO YOU TONY, AND CROWNS OFF TO THE "MUNRO SPECIAL".
PLEASE HELP ME TO STAY ABOVE GROUND AND VERTICAL, AND NOT TURN INTO A CABBAGE.
BTW, YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THERE'S A GOD.
I'M LIVING PROOF HE EXISTS BECAUSE I'M STILL ALIVE!
JUST TRUST IN HIM TO RECEIVE THE TRUTH),
MEL BROOKS (ACTOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, SCREENWRITER, SONGWRITER, ACADEMY, EMMYS, TONYS, GRAMMYS WINNER, GOLDEN GLOBES NOMINEE, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/HEY MEL, BEING AN ARTIST OF SORTS MYSELF, INSTEAD OF DISHING INSANITY, CLICK ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND SHOWER ME WITH BUCKS I CAN SPEND FOR HOUSING WHERE I CAN WATCH ALL OF YOUR FLICKS FROM THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME WHILE MOSTLY SITTING. I'VE GOT MS SO HELP ME NOT MIMIC DEATH BEFORE MY TIME COMES, NOR DIE IN AN OPEN SEWER),
PATRICK STEWART (ACTOR, GRAMMY, OLIVIER AWARDS WINNER, EMMYS, GOLDEN GLOBES, TONY NOMINEE, NET WORTH 75 MILLION/SOLICITING YOU TO BEAM ABOARD AND HELP GUIDE FELLOW PASSENGERS TO THE PAYPAL DONATE BUTTONS ON THE PAGE AND BE OF GOOD CHEER IN DOING SO. LIKE YOU, I WAS ALSO RAISED IN A VIOLENT HOUSEHOLD BEING AFRAID OF THE WORST. THOSE FEELINGS HAVE TRANSITIONED INTO MY MINDSET TODAY AS I CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE. ALSO STRICKEN WITH MS, IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME),
BRYAN LEE CRANSTON (ACTOR, FILMMAKER, PHILANTHROPIST, NET WORTH 40 MILLION/LIKE YOU SAY, MONEY ISN'T IMPORTANT, TIME IS. WHILE I'M INDEED FEEL MARGINALIZED BEING HOMELESS, I LIKE TO BELIEVE I MADE A POSITIVE IMPACT EARLIER IN MY CAREER WHEN TIME WAS STILL ON MY SIDE. HENCE, IN ADDITION TO THE ROLLING STONES, A HUGE FAN OF "BREAKING BAD" ALSO. SO PLEASE DONATE SOME OF YOUR UNIMPORTANT MONEY BACK TO ME BEFORE MY TIME IS UP. WOULD GO A LOT FURTHER THAN A 5TH OF DOS HOMBRES MEZCAL SINCE I DON'T DRINK. NOT KNOCKING YOU SINCE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KNOCKS),
JEFF DANIELS (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, TONY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 45 MILLION/OMG, YOU'RE JUST 9 DAYS OLDER THEN ME. YOU ARE ONE OF THE FUNNY ONES BY FAR, AND I LOVE RV. PLEASE DO ME A HUGE COURTESY BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. GUARANTEED NO ONE WILL THINK YOU DUMB OR DUMBER FOR IT, NOT WHILE I'M ALIVE AND KICKING!),
CLINT EASTWOOD (ICON, FILM DIRECTOR, ACTOR, FORMER MAYOR OF CARMEL-BY-THE-SEA, NET WORTH 375 MILLION/I'D FEEL ESPECIALLY LUCKY IF YOU'D MAKE MY DAY AND GET ME OFF THE ENDANGERED LIST WITH A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS TODAY CLINT!),
SHARON OSBOURNE (AUTHOR, MUSIC MGR, TV PERSONALITY, NET WORTH 220 MILLION/MY HEARTFELT CONDOLENCES FOR YOUR LOSS. OZZY R.I.P. WILL BE MISSED BY MILLIONS. YOU ARE WISE AS WELL AS BEAUTIFUL WITHIN. FEELING PUSHED DOWN AND A VICTIM OF MY OWN CIRCUMSTANCES, PICKING MYSELF BACK UP AND MOVING ON WILL NOT BE LIKELY UNLESS BRITONS AND OTHERS LIKE YOU WORLDWIDE EXERCISE YOUR POWER AND CONTRIBUTE FUNDS FOR MY REVIVAL BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. ALL THE MORE REASON NOW SINCE I'M 70 WITH MS. BTW, PAYPAL ALSO ACCEPTS GBP BRITISH POUNDS),
SHARON OSBOURNE (PRIOR TO 7/22/25 COMBINED NET WORTH $440 MILLION),
CHRIS PRATT (ACTOR, MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/"PASSENGERS" IS UNQUESTIONABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES, EVEN OVER "JURASSIC WORLD". WHAT I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IS HOW MY SEVERE TRIALS ARE ERODING MY FAITH UNLESS I GET SOME RELIEF SOON. SINCE YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AND BELIEVE IN GOD, IN THE LORD'S NAME DO UNTO ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE TO MAKE YOUR OFFERING FOR WHICH YOU'LL BE REWARDED. REMEMBER THAT HE WANTS THE BEST FOR ME, AND YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED IN TURN FOR YOUR BLESSING),
RENEE ZELLWEGER (ACTRESS, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 90 MILLION/LOVE YOU IN "JUDY", "JERRY MAGUIRE" AND "ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE". HOW MUCH DOES A HUMAN HEAD WEIGH AGAIN? WHAT ABOUT A HOUSEFUL OF MONEY? SINCE YOU BUY HOUSES, YOU NEED TAX WRITE OFFS. I'D BE A GOOD CHOICE FOR YOU IF YOU'D AT LEAST PRIVATELY DONATE A SUM TOWARDS AN ABODE FOR ME BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE PRICE OF A HOME. JUST SHOW A TINY LITTLE GESTURE OF YOUR KINDNESS THAT CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN TURNING MY SINGLE LIFE AROUND. AS IN ONE LIFE TO LIVE SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG),
ELTON JOHN (SINGER, SONGWRITER, PIANIST, COMPOSER, GRAMMYS, ACADEMY, TONY AWARD WINNER, ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE, NET WORTH 650 MILLION/I TOO HAVE VISION PROBLEMS DUE TO MY MS. READ ABOUT ME BY CLICKING BILL MURRAY'S IMAGE BELOW. FYI, JESUS WAS NOT GAY, AND YOU SHOULD REALLY BE ASHAMED FOR THINKING SUCH NONSENSE. GOD EVEN DESTROYED TWO CITIES OVER HUMANKIND'S UNNATURAL LUSTS. RATHER YOU ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND PRAY ABOUT YOUR HEALTH PROBLEMS. AS A FORMER FM RADIO DISC JOCKEY WHO OFTEN AIRED YOUR MUSIC, AND SINCE YOU HAVE NO ONE TO LEAVE IT TO ANYWAY, I'M STILL GOING TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP AS A WAY OF GIVING BACK FOR CONTRIBUTING TO YOUR MAMMOTH SUCCESS BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND KEEP ME FROM BEING SNUFFED OUT),
AMONG THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES,
AND ANYONE ELSE READING THIS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SPREAD MORE LOVE BY BEING A GIVING NEIGHBOR, PLEASE HELP ME BY DONATING TODAY !